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#24881·PS5 / Xbox Series / PC · MATRADE Loftus

Squad

35 builds

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#PlayerBuildCLSMPRatingGA2AWin%MOTMMinShSh%DrbCrsPassPass%TklTkl%IntRedSvCSGA
1leightoncr7MagicianATT77846.701096662%0651020952%1030296685%36936%1004192.49
2YoungDanielv7FinisherATT61647.55396663%1049206957%914198584%4224%5800142.47
3YaqubQ_BossDEF6197.230056%068510%7108683%833%350021.78
4cxllum_kMaestroMID60307.560770%3221320%410038783%4660%880082.03
5ExBallin-MagicianATT58277.36231781%320654848%299230882%2232%240082.19
6LBoogz_2SavvMagicianATT57676.92622357%8470910161%6171569881%3716%3800232.24
7GP_2468BossDEF55327.141172%22491911%231025984%4246%860062.38
8Mrtrent51252DisruptorDEF5286.280163%05100—8907982%617%120041.75
9AlexisBeast456SparkMID51307.52242163%225136438%4683647880%2729%400063.17
10AlexisBeast456MarauderDEF5196.810056%06790—79010083%632%170032.44
11AlexisBeast456MaestroMID48127.271375%1802333%124012082%623%200051.83
12YaqubQ_RecyclerMID48116.590482%172240%106010078%1541%270051.00
13RTM_0707BossDEF4767.571067%1511520%4905989%741%120022.50
14kamronX1MaestroMID47456.983656%530821916%5752251076%6731%11110132.44
15ExBallin-MaestroMID47227.123545%117491718%2561226880%1728%570042.91
16RTM_0707RecyclerMID44187.221172%01538138%242122884%2225%481033.28
17ExBallin-MarauderDEF44146.170057%077010%95611578%1137%180071.36
18kamronX1MarauderDEF4296.370067%055010%6937578%835%110031.89
19kamronX1BossDEF39216.923071%114311916%143314372%2438%442072.38
20I-HarryG-MarauderDEF3986.170038%05100—4535677%1252%70041.00
21RTM_0707MagicianATT36587.07262257%3454811024%6872565580%4531%4130112.57
—charliehdgamer08MarauderDEF—67.180067%04090—4305387%923%160022.50
—lKexzyCreatorMID—57.581040%13941100%6707484%633%110013.60
—sionnl___MaestroMID—47.200075%028110%4004687%325%90011.75
—sionnl___MarauderDEF—46.850075%01740—1801976%350%40011.25
—I-HarryG-MaestroMID—47.8715100%12251100%3704289%125%50011.25
—FuadSpursDisruptorDEF—45.100050%01210—901292%00%10021.00
—AlexisBeast456MagicianATT—36.831067%0276520%4003774%327%60001.67
—sionnl___BossDEF—38.10000%02550—2202593%964%80005.00
—Hamza193playsMarauderDEF—27.200050%018510%2312483%542%30002.00
—ExBallin-RecyclerMID—27.200150%01850—2803182%360%40002.00
—AyaanAzweezzMagicianATT—28.002050%0183367%3203079%267%10003.00
—GP_2468RecyclerMID—27.20000%01830—2502583%220%130014.00
—Hamza193playsMaestroMID—17.10000%0910—1301895%113%40010.00
—sionnl___MagicianATT—18.3021100%0912100%1201393%00%30002.00
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14 builds are listed but not ranked: they have played under 470 minutes, which is the football a rank is supposed to stand on. The stats are still theirs.

The squad, all season

Goals
0
0 assists
Appearances
0
0 players
Man of the match
0
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Awards

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Clinical Finisher
lKexzy
100% conversion
0.20 goals/game
Puts the ball away when it falls to them

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Assist King
YoungDanielv7
1.03 assists/game
66 total
Sets up more than they finish

Assist King

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YoungDanielv7 earned it with 1.03 assists/game.

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Defensive Wall
leightoncr7
4.4 tackles/game
Does the work nobody posts clips of

Defensive Wall

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leightoncr7 earned it with 4.4 tackles/game.

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Most Selfless
cxllum_k
12.9 passes/game
83% completed
Moves the ball all night and gets none of the credit

Most Selfless

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cxllum_k earned it with 12.9 passes/game.

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Best GK
ExBallin-
0.50 clean sheets/game
7 total
Keeps them out

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ExBallin- earned it with 0.50 clean sheets/game.

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Club MVP
leightoncr7
2.08 goals+assists per game
109G 66A
Involved in more of the goals than anyone

Club MVP

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leightoncr7 earned it with 2.08 goals+assists per game.

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MOTM King
lKexzy
20% of games
1 times
Walks off with the award more often than anyone

MOTM King

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lKexzy earned it with 20% of games.

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Passing Maestro
RTM_0707
89% completed
9.8 passes per game
Barely misplaces one

Passing Maestro

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RTM_0707 earned it with 89% completed.

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Ever Present
leightoncr7
84 appearances
62% won
Always available

Ever Present

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leightoncr7 earned it with 84 appearances.

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Ball Carrier
A team-mate
0.39 per 90
Beats people instead of passing round them
The Reader
A team-mate
0.34 per 90
Gets there before the pass does
Crossing King
A team-mate
0.72 per 90
Lives on the touchline and puts it on a head