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#25590·PS5 / Xbox Series / PC · Tier 1 Stadium

Squad

22 builds

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#PlayerBuildCLSMPRatingGA2AWin%MOTMMinShSh%DrbCrsPassPass%TklTkl%IntRedSvCSGA
1DaddySaladCreatorMID9087.39172075%15944043%23133679%6847%20012.50
2DaleyD93DisruptorDEF82187.871250%41352250%171017285%3647%890022.94
3hashtagMELTFinisherATT75487.58944344%12354517255%2701184877%12852%2001142.48
4DaddySaladMaestroMID71117.3371955%17652528%69439676%6341%90022.18
5DaddySaladMagicianATT6876.60111857%05492938%0037476%6734%01104.57
6JaaKeYY-RecyclerMID5777.910057%25170—5605781%1765%300021.57
7SpcCinnamonRecyclerMID56127.942375%0936450%10308883%3034%420032.75
8SamCam91MarauderDEF5587.010163%05770—7707182%1433%190022.25
9LewVuitton9DisruptorDEF53105.970150%050310%6005878%1627%180042.10
10JaaKeYY-MagicianATT52126.7051025%07851145%166913478%1031%180043.25
11DrSeab_UKMagicianATT47267.07191054%119364048%240518371%2113%271072.42
12proud_tussle66RecyclerMID44146.910129%0101430%9317579%2429%330033.21
13proud_tussle66MagicianATT34146.333350%010501817%10349070%613%110032.57
—SpcCinnamonMagicianATT—56.461120%0361425%4293061%727%40004.20
—DaddySaladSparkMID—46.733450%0306743%14213179%2743%10012.25
—DaddySaladFinisherATT—36.936833%02831932%0021274%4038%00004.00
—LewVuitton9MagicianATT—36.971233%0201617%2301368%00%50012.67
—Nollers14MagicianATT—27.05200%01532100%2021565%125%30006.00
—DaleyD93MagicianATT—26.60000%01210—1601059%240%40012.00
—SpcCinnamonCreatorMID—17.10010%011010%2021563%117%40005.00
—DaddySaladMarauderDEF—16.40110%091250%003770%836%00004.00
—SpcCinnamonDisruptorDEF—15.50000%09310%40250%00%10005.00

9 builds are listed but not ranked: they have played under 470 minutes, which is the football a rank is supposed to stand on. The stats are still theirs.

The squad, all season

Goals
0
0 assists
Appearances
0
0 players
Man of the match
0
Goals / appearance
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Awards

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Clinical Finisher
hashtagMELT
55% conversion
1.96 goals/game
Puts the ball away when it falls to them

Clinical Finisher

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hashtagMELT earned it with 55% conversion.

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Assist King
DaddySalad
2.57 assists/game
18 total
Sets up more than they finish

Assist King

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DaddySalad earned it with 2.57 assists/game.

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Defensive Wall
DaddySalad
9.6 tackles/game
Does the work nobody posts clips of

Defensive Wall

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DaddySalad earned it with 9.6 tackles/game.

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Most Selfless
DaleyD93
9.6 passes/game
85% completed
Moves the ball all night and gets none of the credit

Most Selfless

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DaleyD93 earned it with 9.6 passes/game.

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Best GK
LewVuitton9
0.40 clean sheets/game
4 total
Keeps them out

Best GK

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LewVuitton9 earned it with 0.40 clean sheets/game.

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Club MVP
DaddySalad
4.63 goals+assists per game
17G 20A
Involved in more of the goals than anyone

Club MVP

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DaddySalad earned it with 4.63 goals+assists per game.

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MOTM King
JaaKeYY-
29% of games
2 times
Walks off with the award more often than anyone

MOTM King

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JaaKeYY- earned it with 29% of games.

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Passing Maestro
DaleyD93
85% completed
9.6 passes per game
Barely misplaces one

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DaleyD93 earned it with 85% completed.

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Ever Present
hashtagMELT
48 appearances
44% won
Always available

Ever Present

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hashtagMELT earned it with 48 appearances.

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Ball Carrier
A team-mate
0.39 per 90
Beats people instead of passing round them
The Reader
A team-mate
0.34 per 90
Gets there before the pass does
Crossing King
A team-mate
0.72 per 90
Lives on the touchline and puts it on a head