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#813832·PS5 / Xbox Series / PC · Tier 1 Stadium

Squad

7 builds

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Squad by build
#PlayerBuildCLSMPRatingGA2AWin%MOTMMinShSh%DrbCrsPassPass%TklTkl%IntRedSvCSGA
1dlevenFinisherATT43138.25111354%510314226%2941329671%1826%160041.92
2SnusoisbackTargetATT3797.187444%26943222%100011276%545%30022.00
3dlevenCreatorMID2577.842429%06511911%1811529373%2724%150002.57
—SnusoisbackFinisherATT—47.706050%23972129%6606780%375%10002.25
—SnusoisbackMagicianATT—47.977150%03131839%6507189%150%50022.25
—SnusoisbackMarauderDEF—28.001350%1186520%3343271%00%00001.00
—SnusoisbackMaestroMID—18.80110%0921100%3603170%267%00005.00

4 builds are listed but not ranked: they have played under 470 minutes, which is the football a rank is supposed to stand on. The stats are still theirs.

The squad, all season

Goals
0
0 assists
Appearances
0
0 players
Man of the match
0
Goals / appearance
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Awards

5+ matches on a build

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Clinical Finisher
dleven
26% conversion
0.85 goals/game
Puts the ball away when it falls to them

Clinical Finisher

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dleven earned it with 26% conversion.

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Assist King
dleven
1.00 assists/game
13 total
Sets up more than they finish

Assist King

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dleven earned it with 1.00 assists/game.

Assist Kingdleven

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Defensive Wall
dleven
3.9 tackles/game
Does the work nobody posts clips of

Defensive Wall

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dleven earned it with 3.9 tackles/game.

Defensive Walldleven

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Most Selfless
dleven
41.9 passes/game
73% completed
Moves the ball all night and gets none of the credit

Most Selfless

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dleven earned it with 41.9 passes/game.

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Best GK
dleven
0.31 clean sheets/game
4 total
Keeps them out

Best GK

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dleven earned it with 0.31 clean sheets/game.

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Club MVP
dleven
1.85 goals+assists per game
11G 13A
Involved in more of the goals than anyone

Club MVP

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dleven earned it with 1.85 goals+assists per game.

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MOTM King
dleven
38% of games
5 times
Walks off with the award more often than anyone

MOTM King

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dleven earned it with 38% of games.

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Passing Maestro
Snusoisback
76% completed
12.4 passes per game
Barely misplaces one

Passing Maestro

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Snusoisback earned it with 76% completed.

Passing MaestroSnusoisback

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Ever Present
dleven
13 appearances
54% won
Always available

Ever Present

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dleven earned it with 13 appearances.

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Ball Carrier
A team-mate
0.39 per 90
Beats people instead of passing round them
The Reader
A team-mate
0.34 per 90
Gets there before the pass does
Crossing King
A team-mate
0.72 per 90
Lives on the touchline and puts it on a head