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#8551·PS5 / Xbox Series / PC · Tier 1 Stadium

Squad

11 builds

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#PlayerBuildCLSMPRatingGA2AWin%MOTMMinShSh%DrbCrsPassPass%TklTkl%IntRedSvCSGA
1NSNxSprayFinisherATT61208.37351560%916858840%278128883%59%170062.20
2Bondy267229CreatorMID49148.28161957%111994139%2833624470%1227%220032.50
—CainnnnnnMaestroMID—68.320167%242510%82011088%1252%190031.50
—Bondy267229MagicianATT—67.233767%0425838%7266878%250%20031.50
—prefolicMagicianATT—47.183175%0231475%4024881%433%10031.25
—ChansuwanCreatorMID—45.330075%013910%1421464%00%10040.00
—x PROBLEM214 xMagicianATT—47.483475%0343650%6405975%418%40022.25
—Absolute AC420FinisherATT—27.251050%0194250%2903483%343%00002.00
—RFCRangers55DisruptorDEF—29.250050%11940—3503379%960%80002.00
—N0VA I 8 ICreatorMID—25.250050%08310%1721474%3100%00010.50
—Wassim070RecyclerMID—18.1000100%0800—1200—0—40010.00
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9 builds are listed but not ranked: they have played under 470 minutes, which is the football a rank is supposed to stand on. The stats are still theirs.

The squad, all season

Goals
0
0 assists
Appearances
0
0 players
Man of the match
0
Goals / appearance
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Awards

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Clinical Finisher
NSNxSpray
40% conversion
1.75 goals/game
Puts the ball away when it falls to them

Clinical Finisher

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Assist King
Bondy267229
1.36 assists/game
19 total
Sets up more than they finish

Assist King

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Bondy267229 earned it with 1.36 assists/game.

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Defensive Wall
Cainnnnnn
2.0 tackles/game
Does the work nobody posts clips of

Defensive Wall

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Most Selfless
Cainnnnnn
18.3 passes/game
88% completed
Moves the ball all night and gets none of the credit

Most Selfless

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Best GK
Bondy267229
0.50 clean sheets/game
3 total
Keeps them out

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Club MVP
NSNxSpray
2.50 goals+assists per game
35G 15A
Involved in more of the goals than anyone

Club MVP

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NSNxSpray earned it with 2.50 goals+assists per game.

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MOTM King
NSNxSpray
45% of games
9 times
Walks off with the award more often than anyone

MOTM King

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NSNxSpray earned it with 45% of games.

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Passing Maestro
Cainnnnnn
88% completed
18.3 passes per game
Barely misplaces one

Passing Maestro

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Cainnnnnn earned it with 88% completed.

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Ever Present
NSNxSpray
20 appearances
60% won
Always available

Ever Present

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NSNxSpray earned it with 20 appearances.

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Ball Carrier
A team-mate
0.39 per 90
Beats people instead of passing round them
The Reader
A team-mate
0.34 per 90
Gets there before the pass does
Crossing King
A team-mate
0.72 per 90
Lives on the touchline and puts it on a head