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Dont touch me

Climbing · top 75%

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#8551·PS5 / Xbox Series / PC · Tier 1 Stadium

Dont touch me is an EA FC 27 Pro Clubs side. View recent matches, squad players and performance from the Clublytics archive.

Rank

40,773rd

of 64,395 clubs. Rising starts 8,576 places up.

Skill rating

1,523

no move stored yet

Win rate

58%

14 W · 0 D · 10 L

Last 5

WWLWL

oldest first

24 matches played · last stored reading · longest run 4 wins

How the club is built

ATTACKMIDFIELDDEFENCEKEEPINGFORMDISCIPLINE
stronger than this share of clubsscore
rank
Attack
1 build
65
88th
Midfield
1 build
47
65th
Defence
none
nobody has played enough—
Keeper
none
nobody has played enough—

Longest runs

Wins
4
Unbeaten
4
Clean sheets
3

Club milestones

6 / 8 unlocked
rare
6
goal win
Rout
next · Hammering7
rare

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common
72
goals
Off the mark
next · Getting going250
common

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common
4
wins in a row
Back-to-back
next · Rolling5
common

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Locked
24/ 25
matches
Founded
96% there1 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step

Form

20 stored matches
1.80points per game, last 5+1.80

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  • Rolling points a game across every match kept here
  • Every result underneath, so the smoothing hides nothing
  • A line that reaches further back the longer you are tracked
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Rolling 5-match points per game across every match stored for this club, oldest on the left. The dashed line is 1.50 — roughly the difference between climbing and sliding. EA publishes only the last ten matches, so this reaches back further the longer a club has been tracked here.