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HOEMOESS FC

Dont_write-meoff

Laser79 OVR51 games for this club

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Dont_write-meoff has played 51 EA FC 27 Pro Clubs games for HOEMOESS FC, averages 7.60 a match, has scored 39 and set up 31, wins 41% of the time and has been man of the match 5 times. View goals, assists, rating, win rate, recent matches and more from the Clublytics archive.

Club membership

From the EA member lists we have checked. This does not show which club they are playing with right now.

Rating
7.60
season average
Goals + assists
70
39G 31A
Win rate
41%
season
MOTM
5
51 games

Minutes played

Minutes played
1209
14 games played
Disconnected
1 / 14
left before the game ended
Opponents quit
1 / 14
out of games played
Team quit
0 / 14
out of games played

Disconnects compare this player's clock with the longest clock in that game. Quit counts use EA's own marker.

How many of the club's goals run through you

83 club goals

19%

of the club’s goals Dont_write-meoff had a hand in · 16 of 83

scored911% of the club’s goals
set up78% of the club’s goals
nothing to do with them6781% of the club’s goals
Next-highest in the squadSage-_-Headzz · 55%

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesInterceptDribbles

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating567.47
Goals + assists441.18
Goals690.62
Assists440.55
Shots691.45
Shot conversion5643%
Dribbles completed5616.7
Crosses560.14
Passes5617.4
Pass completion6987%
Tackles won560.55
Tackle success5638%
Interceptions190.69
Man of the match6913%
Win rate2533%
Red cards500.00

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

What counts as a good average rating?

Does a good rating mean the same for a defender?

Which position produces the most?

How many games before your stats mean anything?

What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Interceptions0.69
  • Conceded3.73
  • Win rate33%

bottom 81% of this squad

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Goals0.62
  • Shots1.45
  • Pass completion87%

better than 69% of this squad

Closest medal

Runs at people
20more dribbles completed in one match to go

0 of 20

Are you improving

14 stored matches
7.42match rating, last 5-0.98
2.53goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

Where you have played

Mostly forward, and 38% somewhere else

Forward62%7.55
Midfield38%7.58

Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.

Milestones

6 / 10 unlocked
epic
Best was 9.60
Near perfect
top of the ladder
rare
7.60 over 51 games
Dependable
top of the ladder
common
39
career goals
Off the mark
next · Centurion100
common
31
career assists
Unselfish
next · Provider50
common
51
appearances
Signed on
next · Regular150
common
5
man of the match awards
Noticed
next · Difference maker15
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
Locked
0/ 2
sliding tackles won in one match
Went to ground
0% there2 to go
Locked
0/ 4
interceptions in one match
Cuts it out
0% there4 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step

Clubs played for · Recorded matches

1 clubs
Current club
HOEMOESS FC
7.47 rating
15 matches · 9G 8A · last seen 13 Nov 2026

Career

Games
51
Goals
39
Assists
31
Rating
7.60

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