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Club 9700

DirtHoleDiss

J. Ears81 OVR139 games for this club

Creator · Maestro · Magician

DirtHoleDiss has played 139 EA FC 27 Pro Clubs games for Club 9700, averages 7.30 a match, has scored 34 and set up 104, wins 56% of the time and has been man of the match 7 times. View goals, assists, rating, win rate, recent matches and more from the Clublytics archive.

Club membership

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Rating
7.30
season average
Goals + assists
138
34G 104A
Win rate
56%
season
MOTM
7
139 games

Minutes played

Minutes played
4673
57 games played
Disconnected
3 / 57
left before the game ended
Opponents quit
10 / 57
out of games played
Team quit
3 / 57
out of games played

Disconnects compare this player's clock with the longest clock in that game. Quit counts use EA's own marker.

How many of the club's goals run through you

174 club goals

31%

of the club’s goals DirtHoleDiss had a hand in · 54 of 174

scored95% of the club’s goals
set up4526% of the club’s goals
nothing to do with them12069% of the club’s goals
Next-highest in the squadMrSaucyPotato · 56%

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesInterceptDribbles

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating257.39
Goals + assists581.04
Goals80.17
Assists920.87
Shots80.54
Shot conversion2532%
Dribbles completed5816.7
Crosses923.06
Passes4214.2
Pass completion872%
Tackles won80.46
Tackle success7535%
Interceptions421.29
Man of the match82%
Win rate4258%
Red cards670.00

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

What counts as a good average rating?

Does a good rating mean the same for a defender?

Which position produces the most?

How many games before your stats mean anything?

What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Goals0.17
  • Shots0.54
  • Pass completion72%

bottom 92% of this squad

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Assists0.87
  • Crosses3.06
  • Tackle success35%

better than 92% of this squad

Closest medal

Off the mark
18more career goals to go

7 of 25

Are you improving

57 stored matches
6.74match rating, last 5+0.44
0.41goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

How much your nights vary

14 nights
Good nights7.50 or better643%
Ordinary6.80 to 7.50643%
Bad nightsunder 6.80214%

Your last 14 nights, oldest first

Your rating against stronger clubs

OpponentMatchesRatingVs your usual
About level166.80−0.59
Weaker than you137.79+0.40

Where you have played

Mostly midfield, and 42% somewhere else

Midfield58%7.62
Forward42%7.08

Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.

Milestones

5 / 11 unlocked
epic
Best was 9.70
Near perfect
top of the ladder
epic
5 in a single game
Puppet master
top of the ladder
rare
7.60 over 43 games
Dependable
top of the ladder
common
38
career assists
Unselfish
next · Provider50
common
43
appearances
Signed on
next · Regular150
Locked
7/ 25
career goals
Off the mark
28% there18 to go
Locked
1/ 5
man of the match awards
Noticed
20% there4 to go
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step

Clubs played for · Recorded matches

1 clubs
Current club
RuleBritannia
7.39 rating
57 matches · 9G 45A · last seen 5 Nov 2026

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